The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
as a side note pls kill me
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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