Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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