508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
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