You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I currently don't understand fingers.
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