What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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