i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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