so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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