Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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