whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
not ubering you a puppy
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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