So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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