i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
