just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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