VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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