If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I could fuck to npr.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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