physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
