I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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