If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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