How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
my poor anus
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
