id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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