if you like me you must not know who I am
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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