no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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