my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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