I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
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