Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
