FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
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