Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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