I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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