There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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