If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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