It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
be right there i have to get my cape
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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