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I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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