dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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