Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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