Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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