if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i barfeds in our rink
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Drunk is not a location!
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