it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
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