she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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