Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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