I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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