I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Acid is not a monday night drug
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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