thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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