Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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