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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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