Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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