she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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