I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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