Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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