You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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