He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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