you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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