kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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