Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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