Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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