I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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