I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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